Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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