wrigley field is MILF paradise
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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