If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This is the high leading the old right now
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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