I want to stick my p in your. b.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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