you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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