I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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