oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Randomize
