I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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