I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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