dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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