They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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