First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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