i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
