is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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