I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
