just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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