I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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