the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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