I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
