he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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