Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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