talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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