I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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