everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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