You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
