Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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