I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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