i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
another moral hangover. fuck.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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