Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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