ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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