we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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