sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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