After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Rumble strips road head = magical
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
