at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Everything about him screamed your future.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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