The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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