Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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