we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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