yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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