People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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