I wanna passion pit in your ass
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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