I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Two words: nipple clamps
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