we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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