trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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