Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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