Sry I called you an 8
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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