hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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