Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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