She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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