Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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