you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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