hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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