the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm determined to sit on that face.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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