He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
