do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
