We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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