return my video game
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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